"My second story of puppy adventures! Now this one will be featuring my two best friends, Arch and Nehmy"
*It was a nice summer day when Lagger was sitting on a bench at Millennium City Park, until a good friend came running at him at super speed!*
Arch: Yo, Lagger!
Lagger: (Mouth full of cookies) Oh-nom Hey Arch.
Arch: What you doing?
Lagger: Oh I'm just sitting here nomming on some of my cookies.
Arch: Oh, is that so? Well are you willing to share?
Lagger: What?! No way! The last time I gave you some of my cookies, you just ended up eating all of them, including raiding my penthouse
Arch: Uhh, Lagger... I think you got it confused. I gave you some of MY cookies and then you raided MY penthouse for cookies.
Lagger: LIES! You ate my cookies and raided my penthouse!
Arch: Pfft, you have no proof.
Lagger: Or do I?! *He holds up a picture of Arch stealing his cookies* Proof!
Arch: What?! That picture photoshopped!
Lagger: No it isn't!
Arch: Yes it is!
Lagger: It isn't!
Arch: It is!
Lagger: Grr! IT ISN'T *Lagger suddenly pounces at Arch at extreme speeds and starts clawing at his fox ears*
Arch: Hey! Get off me you litt-*Arch was cut off from Lagger's clawing and scratching*
*Both friends entered a royal rumble with a cloud of dust covering all there punches and blows to each other, but as the fighting got intense, both Lagger and Arch's friend Nehmy appeared to see what the two were up to.*
Nehmy: Hello everyfurry!
*Both Lagger and Arch pause their fight to find Nehmy staring at the two fighting*
Lagger: Oh hey Nehmy!
Arch: Hey Nehm
Nehmy: What you two doing? Does Nehm suspect furpiling?
Lagger: Oh no, well to start off, me and Arch got into this argument about him eating all my cookies and raiding my penthouse, but he denies it and says that I ate all of HIS cookies and raided HIS penthouse.
Arch: Well it's true...
Lagger: No it isn't!
Arch: Yes it is!
Lagger: Its not!
Arch: It is!
*Both of them enter into another Royal Rumble and start pounding each other again*
Nehm: Nehm is confused...
Arch: Dodge this you little pipsqueak! *Arch kicks Lagger and sends him flying at Nehmy at high speeds*
Arch: Look at that little furball go!
*Nehmy suddenly reacts by catching Lagger with her enormous breast*
Lagger: *Mmmmph!!* (Lagger is slightly cut off from air forcefully being kicked into Nehmy's breast)
Nehmy: Caught you! *She giggles in delight*
Arch: Wow that was priceless! *Arch starts laughing his butt off from the amusement*
Lagger: *Sighs* This is so embarrassing...
Nehmy: Nehm has idea! *She wiggles her hips in a sexy pose and suddenly, a giant bowl of fudge appears above over Arch's head and pours itself all over him*
Arch: WHAT THE?! (Caught off guard from the fudge)
Lagger: (He finally manages to force himself out of Nehmy's breast) HAH!
Arch: Ugh! Seriously? Fudge?
Nehmy: Yes silly, fudge! *She giggles and then scoops some fudge off of Arch and licks it* Mmm... tasty!
Lagger: Ooh! Let me try! *He grabs out a cookie and scoops some fudge onto it off of Arch and noms the cookie* WOW.... this ish tasty.
Arch: Alright... you too have had your fun, but now.... It's time for payback! *He suddenly grabs out a hose from his bag of secrets* Hehehe..
Lagger: Pfft... what are you going to do? Spray us with water?
Arch: Oh no.. something even better! *He turns the hose on and then he starts spraying a white substance on both Lagger and Nehmy*
Lagger: Hey!! What is this stuff?
Nehmy: It is so sticky!
Arch: Oh I dunno.... it just might be MARSHMALLOWS!
Nehmy: Aww, Nehm is sticky now. Now Nehm needs someone to lick it off her.
*Both Arch and Lagger blush due to Nehm's comment which was a tempting thing to do since they both found her a bit attractive*
Lagger: Ugh.. well its going to take me forever to get this out of my fur!
Arch: Victory for me!
Nehmy: FURPILE! *She quickly pounces on Arch along with Lagger causing them all to get stuck together*
Arch: CRAP! Darn it Nehm!
Lagger: Well, well, well, look who decided to join us. (He says with an slight smirk on his face)
Arch: Oh shut up Lagger...
*The summer heat was quickly causing the marshmallow mush to harden on all 3 of the friends*
Lagger: I think we're really stuck now...
Arch: Nice observation Captain Obvious...
Lagger: Shut up fake tail!
Arch: HEY! My tail isn't fake!
Lagger: Mmhmm, yeah it's fake alright.
Arch: Grr why you little! *He attempts to strangle Lagger, but fails due to the marshmallow mush hardening causing him to be stuck in place* If I just get my hands on you...
Lagger: Heheh! *He sticks his tongue out at Arch*
*Meanwhile, while Arch and Lagger were both arguing, Nehmy suddenly wiggles her hips and causes the marshmallow mush to open up on her side and she quickly gets out before the two could spot her getting away*
Arch: Hey wait a minute.... Where's Nehm? (Is Puzzled.)
Lagger: Yeah... where is Nehmy?
*They both notice a little note on the side of the marshmallow mush*
"Note: Hi guys! If you are reading this note, Nehm had to leave to type more important pages on Wikki. Hope you two get out the mess safely, Love Nehm"
Lagger: She left us here?!
Arch: Well this is a complete embarrassment... Stuck and tormenting by a mere pup.
Lagger: Look on the bright side, at least we have each other to talk to...
Arch: AGH, I can't take this anymore! Someone help me!
Lagger: You know, sometimes I dream about cookies.. What do you dream about Arch? Arch?
Arch: Oh my god... SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!
*Eventually, Arch's pleads for help finally reached a former friend of Lagger. (Scary). Scary then got some hot water and poured it on both Arch and Lagger which cause some extraordinary pain.*
"The End :3"
(This is probably one of my first stories that features smexy st00f o3o..)